my mom went out to eat with her friends and i said bring me back a loaded potato please for dinner and then she was like no come with me youll have fun and i was like no mom omg just bring me back a potato
The name is Bread
21.
NY
67% Cat
I love iced coffee and Bridesmaids
I can also vomit glitter
I love female rappers
Peace, Blessings, & may the Twerk be with you.
Every time you visit this page an extra gallon of glitter is dumped into the ocean to make the sea life more fabulous. So far this many gallons of glitter have been dumped:
(gallons dumped since 1/17/13)
when i think about what we could’ve been before you threw me out of your life
all i want for christmas is a life sized stocking with a sexy, gay black man inside of it
I just applied for graduation in May…
i want a photo shoot of me in a snapback in front of a white wall
my mom found my fake id
oops
Waiting for kyle to get her so I can go to bed. I have a conference at 8am tomorrow so I’m waking up in like 3 minutes to get ready
I tell you what my problems are and why I’m unhaopy and then you make yours seem like the biggest deal in the world and that I should be understanding of you and why youre ‘justified’ to hurt me
My life right now.
ive been sick for the past week and i can’t get better or get rid of it and now im losing my voice. i think i got bronchitis
All of the grad schools I look at need 3 letters of recommendation. Okay fine.
Then they all say “one must be from a healthcare provider.” Not okay because I have no way to get one of those.
- Me: I'm going to die alone with thousands of cats.
- Cats: Keep us out of your sad life.
