i had a class one time with these two black kids, christopher and tangilique. they started dating at some point during the school year and we all know they were just fucking each other. one day they got in a fight right before class. during the lecture the professor asked, “does anyone have any questions?” and then tangilique stood up and said “YEAH! well i juss wan u all to kno dat chris-TO-PHER here *points with both hands*, has a ashy dick!” she proceeded to grab her bags and walk out of the classroom.