[[MORE]]per usual when i get drunk… im incredibly thirsty right
divascreech: when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move
calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
And at least 3 people told me they can smell alcohol on me..
I just got told that I was the drunkest one at the senior ball. Oops?
SCNM just called me and I had to tell them I wasn’t attending their school Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous asked: Oh hey you're really awesome :D
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
i had the worst ra duty ever yesterday so i told my boss i wasn’t coming to work today so i can do errands instead
fupaccino: downtherabbittthole: if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson YO THERE’S SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN
tupacabra: one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
you know how everyone has a gay cousin I am that gay cousin
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like
rangerkimmy: arrshoe: tiffaniinii: bmajikboy: monster—zero: bboyjimby: troyt: the accuracy in his swing… I have never seen something like this… wth?! did i just see that happen? I need to start a dark magic tag. This…can’t be real… did someone say magic…>:] ^no……………-_- holy motherfucking shitpants wtf!