May 2013
[[MORE]]per usual when i get drunk…
im incredibly thirsty right
divascreech:
when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move
calvincandies:
mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
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And at least 3 people told me they can smell alcohol on me..
I just got told that I was the drunkest one at the senior ball. Oops?
SCNM just called me and I had to tell them I wasn’t attending their school
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Anonymous asked: Oh hey you're really awesome :D
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freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
i had the worst ra duty ever yesterday so i told my boss i wasn’t coming to work today so i can do errands instead
fupaccino:
downtherabbittthole:
if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson
YO THERE’S SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN
tupacabra:
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
you know how everyone has a gay cousin
I am that gay cousin
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
kusakaryuuji:
taking selfies w/ friends like
Watchrangerkimmy:
arrshoe:
tiffaniinii:
bmajikboy:
monster—zero:
bboyjimby:
troyt:
the accuracy in his swing… I have never seen something like this…
wth?! did i just see that happen?
I need to start a dark magic tag.
This…can’t be real…
did someone say magic…>:]
^no……………-_-
holy motherfucking shitpants wtf!
