trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

(Source: trust, via nsome)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via callmeave)

Anonymous: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills